‘Where Were You?’: Dan Patrick Demands Answers After County Judge Misses Flood Because He Was Busy… Existing
Kerr County officials were caught napping—literally—during deadly July 4 floods, and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is *not* here for their excuses.
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**EXCLUSIVE: Kerr County’s Emergency Plan—‘Just Hit Snooze’**
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