Buc-ee’s Expands: Texas Reaches Peak Excess (Again)
Buc-ee’s is expanding again, because Texas clearly needed more places to worship at the altar of brisket and spotless restrooms.
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Woke School Board Warrior vs. Indestructible Abbott: The 2026 Texas Gubernatorial Circus
Texas politics heats up as Gina Hinojosa challenges Greg Abbott in what promises to be the most dramatic showdown since the Alamo—except this time, the casualties will be truth and sanity.
FAKE POLL ALERT: Universities Claim Texans Are Over Trump (Spoiler: They’re Not)
A satirical takedown of the latest "poll" claiming Texans are cooling on Trump—because nothing says "trustworthy" like academia and mainstream media collusion.
Austin’s Latest Homelessness ‘Solution’: 120 Units, 32 Million Dollars, and a Whole Lot of Hopeful Hand-Wringing
Austin officials break ground on yet another *solution* to homelessness—because nothing says *progress* like a four-year wait for an apartment and a side of bureaucratic optimism.
"Literacy Over Luxury? Bee Cave’s Library Proposal Sparks Outrage Among the Affluent and Illiterate"
Bee Cave's proposed $20 million library has one local mom clutching her pearls—and her HOA bylaws.
Austin’s Latest Homeless Solution: A Fancy Building and a Whole Lot of Hopeful Thinking
Austin City Council spends $4.38 million on a building to "navigate" homelessness, because clearly, the problem is that we just haven’t thrown enough money at it yet.
RED RIVER RIVALRY EXPOSÉ: How the Cotton Bowl Is a Front for the Deep State’s War on Fanny Packs
The Red River Rivalry isn’t just a football game—it’s a carefully orchestrated Deep State operation to strip you of your rights, your snacks, and possibly your soul. Alex Jaxon investigates.
Texas Declares War on Chicago: National Guard Deployed to Liberate Windy City from Radical Tofu Syndicate
Governor Abbott sends Texas National Guard to Chicago in a bold move that definitely has nothing to do with political theater and everything to do with "protecting federal property" (and owning the libs).
Austin Doubles Homeless Housing, Still Somehow Fails at Basic Math
Austin celebrates doubling its homeless housing capacity—because going from 'terrible' to 'slightly less terrible' is apparently cause for a parade.
Exclusive: Bluebonnets Are a Government Surveillance Operation (And Other Things You’re Not Supposed to Know)
TxDOT's 'bluebonnet guidelines' are just another ploy by the deep state to control your lawn—and your mind.
Hutto City Council’s Racist Comments Deemed ‘Just Vibes’ by Federal Court
Federal court rules Hutto's racist remarks were just 'personal opinions,' overturns $8M discrimination verdict. Because apparently, in Texas, casual bigotry doesn’t count if you don’t put it in writing.
Sixth-Best Spa in the World? More Like Sixth Circle of Capitalism
Lake Austin Spa Resort named one of the world's best—because Austin *definitely* needed another overpriced luxury experience.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OR GLOBALIST LAND GRAB? The Hidden Truth About Air Traffic 'Controllers'
The government wants you to believe air traffic controllers are 'essential'—but Alex Jaxon has the REAL story about who's *actually* controlling the skies.
EXCLUSIVE: Fort Worth Zoo’s ‘Lady Bird’ Elephant Exposed as Deep State Plant (Literally)
The Fort Worth Zoo’s new baby elephant, Lady Bird, is either an adorable conservation tribute or the latest pawn in Big Flower’s sinister agenda—depending on who you ask.
TOW-GATE: The Shadowy Conspiracy Stealing Your Car (And Your Soul)
The Deep State Towing Industrial Complex is coming for your cars—and your freedom. Here’s how they’re doing it.
Bastrop 'Wildfire' Just a Smokescreen for Globalist Takeover, Experts (Me) Say
Local officials claim a 'routine wildfire' near Hyatt Lost Pines, but the truth is far more sinister—and possibly involves black helicopters.
Texas National Guard Invades Chicago (And the Left Can’t Handle It)
Texas sends its finest to clean up Chicago's mess, and the left is having a meltdown.
Humanitarian Hero or Tofu Terrorist? The Shocking Truth Behind Greg Stoker’s 'Prison Break'
Austin activist Greg Stoker is free after being detained by Israel for trying to break the Gaza blockade with a humanitarian flotilla. But is this really about aid—or is it just another plot by the tofu-loving elites?
The Broke Punk’s Guide to ACL Fest: A Satirical Survival Manual
ACL Fest 2025: How to Almost Enjoy Music Without Selling Your Soul (or Your Kayak)
Austin’s Skyline: A Love Letter to Corporate Greed and the Death of Weird
As Austin’s skyline reaches new heights, so does its disconnect from the city’s roots. Merrick "Renegade" Cruz takes a sardonic look at the towering monuments to gentrification.