After years of bureaucratic foot-dragging, a court has *graciously* allowed the public to see *some* of the Uvalde shooting records—but don’t expect the whole truth anytime soon.
FEMA's latest 'flood relief' program is just another deep state plot to control Texans—and Alex Jaxon has the 'proof' (or at least a lot of wild speculation).
Texas doubles down on executing Robert Roberson, proving once again that the state's justice system is about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane.
Rep. De La Cruz unveils "Bracero Program 2.0," a revolutionary plan to make farm work slightly less miserable—for a select few.
Governor Greg Abbott's latest $20 million campaign haul has us asking: Is this democracy or just a really expensive auction?
Texas musicians rush to capitalize on tragedy with overpriced benefit concerts, questionable Instagram activism, and the subtle stench of performative altruism.
Texas outlaws sports betting while still letting you bet on a dog named 'Speedy McLoser'—because logic is dead.
The National Hurricane Center claims a 'Potential Tropical Storm Dexter' is brewing, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—or rather, a Deep State weather weapon.
Austin's MLS All-Star Week is here, and Heather Worthington is *not* celebrating—unless it's with a stiff drink and a noise complaint.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott turns tragedy into political chess, leaving Houston voters in limbo while Republicans redraw the map—because who needs democracy when you have power?
A snarky breakdown of Texas' most overcrowded tourist traps, because nothing says 'vacation' like elbowing strangers for a blurry photo op.
Lake Travis commits the ultimate betrayal by holding too much water, sending local elites into a tailspin over ruined brunch plans and unsightly debris.
The Guadalupe River is back open, but according to 'experts,' it’s now a petri dish of doom. Alex Jaxon investigates whether this is just another deep state plot to keep you out of the water—and into a doctor’s office.
Trump demands five new GOP congressional seats in Texas, because democracy is just a suggestion when you're losing.
Tesla's latest executive exodus proves even the most loyal employees have their limits—especially when 'loyal' means 'willing to be publicly humiliated by a meme lord CEO.'
IKEA's new "small-format" store is coming to Texas, proving that even the Swedes have succumbed to our state's obsession with doing everything bigger—except, apparently, furniture shopping.
In what can only be described as a suspicious display of altruism, Central Texas students are "helping" flood victims—but Alex Jaxon isn’t buying it.
The National Hurricane Center is warning of a potential tropical disturbance, but Alex Jaxon sees a deeper conspiracy—one involving weather manipulation, bike lanes, and, of course, tofu.
Governor Greg Abbott’s refusal to release emails with Elon Musk has left Texans wondering: What’s so embarrassing that even the guy who launched a car into space doesn’t want it public?
Camp Mystic's delayed evacuation proves that faith moves mountains—but not floodwaters. A satirical take on tragedy, waivers, and the power of prayer.
