SKY FRAUD: 'Meteor Shower' Just Another Elite Distraction Tactic
The so-called 'meteor shower' is just another deep-state psyop to keep you from noticing the real threats—like tofu and 5G.
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Austin’s Budget Cuts: A Bold Plan to Replace Cops with Clowns and Parks with Potholes
Austin’s latest budget cuts are either a masterclass in fiscal mismanagement or a sinister plot to turn the city into a post-apocalyptic playground. You decide.
False Flag at Crockett High? 'Student with Gun' Story Smells Like Tofu and Tyranny
Another 'school incident' or just more Deep State theatrics? Alex Jaxon investigates the suspiciously convenient arrest of a 'student with a gun' at Crockett High.
Veterans Day 2025: A National Day of Selective Patriotism and Retail Therapy
As the nation prepares to half-heartedly honor veterans, we investigate the *real* tragedy: Will Costco be open?
Ken Paxton Discovers the Internet is Scary, Sues Roblox to Save Us All
Texas AG Ken Paxton has declared war on Roblox, accusing the platform of being a "digital playground for predators." Because nothing protects children like suing a game where the biggest scandal is someone stealing your virtual pet.
Austin Energy’s Wildfire Warning: A Smokescreen for Government Control?
Austin Energy's 'enhanced safety settings' are just another ploy by the deep state to control your electricity—and your life. Alex Jaxon investigates.
SNAP Freeze: The Government’s Latest Hunger Games
In which the government plays a cruel game of "how little can we give you before it’s legally considered starvation?"
"I-35 Rollover Crisis: A Personal Attack on My Right to Never Be Inconvenienced"
A Westlake mother of three demands justice after a box truck dares to disrupt her carefully curated commute.
Laredo 'Safest City'? More Like 'Biggest Government Psyop Yet'
WalletHub's latest 'safety rankings' are here, and they’re about as reliable as a weather forecast from a Magic 8-Ball. Alex Jaxon breaks down why this study is just another deep-state distraction.
Billion-Dollar Band-Aids: How Corporations Are "Saving" Us From Their Own Mess
Corporate saviors swoop in with pocket change to "fix" hunger crisis they helped create.
FAA’s Holiday Travel Sabotage: How Big Oil and the Deep State Are Ruining Your Thanksgiving
The FAA is grounding flights, gas prices are "dropping" (or are they?), and Alex Jaxon is here to expose the truth—whether you like it or not.
Paws of the Patriot: How Texas’ New K-9 Graduates Are Actually Government Spy Dogs (And Why You Should Be Terrified)
Texas DPS just graduated nine new K-9 teams, but Alex Jaxon smells something fishy—and it's not just the dogs.
Texas Airports: Where Time Stands Still and Hope Goes to Die
A satirical take on the thrilling world of airport wait times and flight delays in Texas, because nothing says 'adventure' like staring at a departure board for hours.
"Disaster Relief" or Just Another Tax Grab? Travis County's Creative Accounting Strikes Again
Travis County officials accused of using flood disaster as excuse to hike taxes—because nothing says 'emergency relief' like squeezing extra cash from homeowners.
Beaver Moon Conspiracy: Government Space Lasers or Just Another Brisket Distraction?
Mainstream media claims a 'supermoon' lit up Austin—but Alex Jaxon isn't buying it. Here's why you shouldn't either.
Scooters in the Lake: Austin’s Newest Submarine Fleet
Austin’s latest underwater treasure hunt yields 20 electric scooters, a shopping cart, and existential dread.
SNAP Benefits: Now With 35% Less Food (And 100% More Bureaucratic Chaos)
The government’s latest act of "compassion" involves cutting SNAP benefits and hoping no one notices. Spoiler: People noticed.
EXCLUSIVE: The Blood Bowl Conspiracy—Big Football’s Secret Vampire Agenda
In what can only be described as a sinister plot, UT and UGA’s "Blood Bowl" is clearly a front for something far more nefarious. Alex Jaxon investigates.
DRONE LAWS EXPOSED: How the Deep State Is Spying on Your Barbecue
While the mainstream media parrots FAA regulations, the real drone agenda involves surveillance, tofu, and your backyard brisket.
BREAKING: Texas Independents Still Can’t Make Up Their Minds (Shocking No One)
A new poll claims Texas independents are turning on the GOP, but let’s be real—these are the same people who can’t decide between Whataburger and Taco Bell.