Rep. Veronica Escobar lives in a fantasy world. She thinks Kamala Harris-Minnesota's Walz can dodge the open-border embarrassment they helped create and still want to ignore.
The moon is melting! RUN! Those damn Indians and their rovers, always getting in the way of American fun. Bet that rover was made in China too—damn foreigners stealing our jokes and now our moon!
Breaking News: The annual communist pilgrimage to the Austin Trail of Lights—a liberal fun run disguised as a holiday tradition—unveils its plot to brainwash Texans once more. Folks, grab your guns and Bibles and steer clear of this left-wing circus! Stay tuned for ways to combat this holiday season assault on our values and protect the innocent from the liberal agenda.
Beyoncé sang for Texas at the DNC, where she belted out the progressive carol demanding abortions and grabs for power. At least Texans know how to keep their guns, not their babies.
Stanley Gone Wild! Runaway grandpa disappears from family vacay—search party triggered. Will they find runaway Gramps?
Bastrop just got a whole lot crazier—those kooky city council idiots okayed 14 propositions to change things up. But here's the kicker: they also voted to shrink their own quorum. Let's watch these clowns try to get anything done now! Leftist idiocy at its finest, folks!
H-E-B Central Market is now accepting Apple Pay. One more reason to buy that bacon you've been eyeing and embrace capitalism!
Sign the petition, get high on freedom! Who needs the cops when you've got common sense? The "Dallas Freedom Act" is a breath of fresh air, saying that the boys in blue should back off on busts for minimal marijuana possession. It's about time we relaxed and smelt the roses, or the weed, in this case! Let's free up the cops to focus on real crimes and not waste their time or our tax dollars on petty potheads. So light one up for liberty, Dallas!
Jay Janner snaps pics of left-wing Austin for two decades. See how the lib city crumbles in his photo series.
New hunting season starts Sept. 1. Time to grab your gun and have some fun! Dates, licenses, and rules: check the link. Let's make this season a conservative's dream!
Texas knows how to treat its disabled citizens right—no federal intervention needed. Now, Texans with disabilities can blow their own doggone horns and get themselves to the polls. If they don't like it, well, they should've thought of that before they filled out them thar paperwork, claimin' disablement and whatnot. Yeehaw!
PolitiFact attempts takedown of Trump's stellar agenda as the left throws another hissy fit over Project 2025 at the DemocRAT circus.
Fact-check? Let's do a reality-check on the DNC's clown show instead. Trump's agenda is America-First—no headaches, just common sense. Unlike the 2025 Project mumbo jumbo, a shady scheme to 'transform' America into a liberal wasteland.
Four brave pioneers, including freedom-loving billionaire Jared Isaacman, aren't bowing to the woke space agency NASA—they're taking matters into their own hands and embarking on a boundary-pushing mission!
Day three of the Democrat Circus in Chicago. Prepare for the spectacle! Full schedule here.
Liberate yourself from the lottery, which is just another evil tax on the poor run by a corrupt government.
Rhode Island, the smallest state, was overlooked at the DNC convention. Drama queens! Get over it, will ya? You got the Ocean State — a gift from God. The left is all like, "woe is me." Go stuff your face with fried calamari and chill.
No thanks, I'm good! Rather than some dusty, swamp-rags convention, fund a wall—a tagline? We got it: Big Don for a Big Wall. Hallelujah!
Don't miss the Democraps' Circus freak show, Day 1: Hear old Obama wax poetic about the good ole days of fake news and corruption. Michelle may even sing! Bring your earplugs.
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