Cruz, Allred in Senate Cash Sprint: Who's Got the Green?
In Texas, one candidate's wallet is winning by a landslide, unlike the actual election's neck-and-neck chaos. Guess who's all hat and no cattle when it comes to fundraising?
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Paxton vs. Garza: Transparency Gurus Say "Gotcha!"
Libs in meltdown as AG finally smacks down Travis County's shady shenanigans—experts spill the tea on the Left's "transparency" charade! 🍵💥
Austin's 10K Tops US Again
Libs cry as Austin's Statesman Cap10K wins "Best Race" again! MAGA joggers rejoice! See the real winners here.
Jail or Rehab? Travis County's New Dilemma
Austin's newest catch-and-release program opens its doors! Jail? Nah, just hug it out and hope for the best with these mental health all-stars!
Hurricane Hovde Circulates False Claims, Debunked by FEMA
FEMA boss blasts Trump's claims as "fake news on steroids, folks!"
Texas Mega Millions & Pick 3: Oct 8, 2024
Ever think your luck's bigger than Texas? Find out if you’ve hit the jackpot and left those tax-and-spend liberals in the dust. Check those tickets, pardner!
Cops Fumble Again: New Vids Expose Uvalde Blunder
Uvalde finally coughs up more footage from last May's tragedy. Let's hope it's not another clown show from the folks who can't seem to get anything right.
Mexican Mayor Loses Head
Another winner from south of the border: Chilpancingo's political musical chairs continues as Alejandro Arcos becomes the second honcho in a week to bite the dust. 🚀🌵
Cadet Felled by Freak Bacteria
Breaking: Woke Bacteria Claims Air Force Cadet. Avery Koonce, 19, felled by rare bug linked to toxic shock. Guess those liberal germs don't believe in freedom!
IndyCar To Invade Arlington in 2026
Get ready, folks! NASCAR's bringing a wild ride to Texas, with the Cowboys' AT&T Stadium and the Rangers' Globe Life Field smack dab in the middle of the action. Yeehaw!
Milton: Cat 4, Still a Jerk. Florida, Watch Out!
Libs in Florida crying into their avocado toast as 'extremely dangerous' Hurricane Milton crashes their climate change party. Category 4 storm shows even Mother Nature is tough on snowflakes.
Lifelong GOP: MAGA are real RINOs.
Libs out, RINOs in — thanks, I'll pass! More dems on my ballot? Only if it's a typo!
Abbott & Rabbis: "Remember, Support, Repeat"
On Oct. 7 anniversary, Jewish leaders bemoan tragic toll, claim they've been left in Left's lonely limbo. Talk about a nightmare before Chanukah!
Williamson & South Korea: Samsung Buddies!
Williamson County just became "besties" with Yongin City, South Korea! Why, you ask? Samsung factories, of course! Guess they'll be swapping more than just kimchi recipes!
Austin City Council Puts Thumb Screws on Police Contract, Delays Vote to Oct. 24
City Council Vote on Police Contract Fumbles, Punts Decision Until Later in the Month.
Midnight Splurge: 14 Amazon Steals!
**Snag 'em while they're hot, folks!** Amazon's Prime Day deals busting loose today—Apple MacBooks, Bluetti generators (because who doesn’t need a little off-grid independence?), Callaway rangefinders (for all your Second Amendment practice), and Meta Quest headsets (to escape the liberal nightmare outside). Get ‘em before the woke mob finds out!
**Court to Biden: Not so fast, Cowboy!**
BREAKING: Hospitals liberated from abortion duties! Even when patients flirt with the grim reaper. Fifth Circuit says, "Not your problem!" Leftists in meltdown!
Chappell Roan Rules, mike. Drools
Liberal " model" struts down catwalk, nobody shows up – not even the selfie sticks!
Best Guitarist at ACL 2024? Sturgill Simpson. Done.
Good ol' boy shows city slickers how real guitar heroes play!
Hot Deals This Week: Top Picks!
🎊 Buckle up, bargain hunters! It's raining red, white, and blue savings this week. Brace yourself for Prime Day October edition, Walmart waving those Holiday Deals like Old Glory, Target taking aim with Circle Week, and Wayfair doing their patriotic duty with Way Day 2024. Happy hunting, folks! 🦅💸