Government Weather Wizards Predict Fourth of July Forecast (Or Do They?)
The 'weather experts' are back with their crystal ball predictions for the Fourth of July—and surprise, surprise, they're about as reliable as a soggy firework.
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Kroger Closures Exposed: The Globalist Plot to Starve You Into Submission
Kroger's store closures are just the latest front in the globalist war on your right to buy processed cheese in peace. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister truth behind the grocery purge.
GOVERNMENT GOES AFTER YOUR FUZZY DICE: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas' Rearview Mirror Crackdown
Texas cracks down on rearview mirror decorations in what critics call 'the war on car culture'—because apparently, fuzzy dice are a bigger threat than Austin's potholes.
KAZI 88.7 FM: Austin's Latest Deep-State Radio Conspiracy?
Austin's beloved KAZI 88.7 FM has moved into a fancy new studio, but is this 'community radio' upgrade just a smokescreen for something far more sinister? Alex Jaxon investigates (with zero evidence).
Concrete Criticism: Austin’s LGBTQ+ Bookstore Gets a Hate-Fueled Makeover
In which a feminist bookstore gets an unexpected window renovation, and the community responds with the usual mix of outrage, donations, and live music.
Round Rock MUD #3: Because 900 More Identical Houses Is Exactly What We Needed
Round Rock is getting 900 new homes, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.
"The Flats at The Hatchery": Where Gentrification Gets a Rooftop Pool
Another luxury apartment complex rises in East Austin, promising skyline views and sky-high rents—because nothing says "community" like a pet spa and a cold plunge.
"Self-Defense or Self-Service? Austin Cop’s Shooting Trial Exposes APD’s Paperwork Magic"
In the latest episode of "Austin PD: Whoops, We Did It Again," an officer's questionable shooting goes to trial, complete with last-minute evidence dumps and the usual "I feared for my life" defense.
Abbott’s Bold Stand: Let Them Eat Bootstraps
Governor Abbott rejects $450M in federal food aid for kids, proving once again that hunger builds character.
Tesla’s Robotaxi: The Future of Transportation (If You Ignore the Law)
Tesla’s robotaxi service wowed influencers this weekend—mostly by breaking traffic laws, confusing intersections, and proving that 'full self-driving' still means 'full human supervision.'
ACC Board Declares War on Common Sense, Joins Lawsuit to Defend 'Dreamers'
ACC trustees join lawsuit to defend the Texas Dream Act, proving once and for all that higher education is just a front for radical leftist agendas.
Austin’s Robotaxi Invasion: Because Nothing Says ‘Progress’ Like a Car That Ignores Traffic Laws
Austin's streets are now a playground for Silicon Valley's latest toys—self-driving cars that may or may not know what a stop sign is. Here's the hilarious, slightly terrifying breakdown of who's who in the robotaxi rodeo.
EXPOSED: The TSA’s Tortilla Cover-Up and the Coming Carb Rebellion
A viral TikTok about 200 H-E-B tortillas in a carry-on bag has exposed the TSA's shocking complicity in a carb-based conspiracy. Alex Jaxon investigates the terrifying truth behind this edible espionage.
McConaughey & Harrelson’s Show Paused? More Like Deep State Cover-Up!
Production of McConaughey and Harrelson's Austin-based comedy "Brothers" has mysteriously halted—but the real story is far more sinister than "creative differences."
STAAR Scores Reveal Shocking Truth: Rich Kids Do Better (And Other Obvious News)
In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, STAAR test scores confirm that money buys success—and Texas still hasn’t figured out what to do about it.
"Retiring" John Sharp: A Masterclass in Political Sleight of Hand
Texas A&M Chancellor John Sharp announces retirement—but don’t be fooled, it’s just a cover for his next act as a high-powered "consultant" (read: lobbyist).
Tesla’s Robotaxis: The Future Is Here (If You Ignore the Human Babysitter)
Tesla’s robotaxis finally hit Austin—sort of. If you squint. And ignore the human in the front seat.
Texas Declares Itself a Theocracy, Also Some Other Stuff Happened
Governor Abbott signs a flurry of bills, including mandatory Ten Commandments in schools and emergency abortion protections—because nothing says 'small government' like state-mandated religion and medical oversight.
Regulators Demand Tesla Prove Robotaxis Won’t Murder People—How *Dare* They
Texas lawmakers want Tesla to prove its robotaxis won't kill people before launching. Chad Evans explains why that's *totally* unreasonable.
"Synergies" Strike Again: Khoros Lays Off Two-Thirds of Staff After Acquisition
Austin tech company Khoros celebrates its acquisition by firing 116 employees—because nothing says "innovation" like mass layoffs.