EXPOSED: The Sinister Plot Behind Kerrville’s ‘Charitable’ Chefs
A suspiciously well-coordinated relief effort in flood-ravaged Kerrville has this reporter questioning everything—especially the motives of people who claim to just want to help.
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EXPOSED: Austin Comic Con Is a Globalist Psyop (And Other Things You’re Not Supposed to Know)
Austin Comic Con returns in 2025, but is it just a fun event or a sinister plot to distract you from the truth? Our resident conspiracy sleuth Alex Jaxon investigates.
Texas Broke? Blame the Deep State’s Tofu Agenda, Says Local Conspiracy Guru
Texas tops the list of financially distressed states, and Alex Jaxon has the *real* reason why—it’s not inflation, it’s the deep state’s war on barbecue.
Buc-ee’s or Bust: Why Texans Only Love Gas Stations That Could House a Small Government
Texas’s beloved Buc-ee’s has an identity crisis—some locations are massive temples of consumerism, while others are just... gas stations. Chad Evans investigates why size matters in the Lone Star State.
Texas Ice Cream Shops Ranked by Yelp, Because Nothing Says 'Progress' Like Ranking Frozen Cow Juice
Yelp's latest ranking of America's 'best' ice cream shops is here, and Texas is *thrilled* to clog its arteries with eleven whole entries. River Moon investigates this dairy-fueled dystopia.
"Peachtree Trust" Sounds Like a Fancy Bourbon, But It’s Actually How Billionaires Launder Political Donations
Tech billionaire Joe Gebbia drops $1M on Greg Abbott through a trust so mysterious even Abbott's team forgot to ask who was behind it. Transparency? Never heard of her.
Eddie Garcia’s Great Texas Job Swap: Coincidence or Deep-State Bureaucrat Conspiracy?
Austin’s assistant city manager is a finalist for Fort Worth police chief—but is this just another move in the shadowy game of bureaucratic musical chairs?
High Pressure Saves Austin from the Unthinkable: Moisture
Central Texas gets a break from the rain, but the humidity is still here to ruin your hair and your mood.
"AUS02": The $440M Server Shed That’s Definitely Not Just for Elon’s AI Side Hustles
Another day, another vaguely ominous data center rises in Elon Musk's Texas tech kingdom—this time with a side of taxpayer-funded discounts.
Uvalde Records Release: Government Finally Pretends to Care About Transparency
After years of bureaucratic foot-dragging, a court has *graciously* allowed the public to see *some* of the Uvalde shooting records—but don’t expect the whole truth anytime soon.
FEMA’s Flood 'Assistance' Is Just a Government Psyop (And Other Conspiracy Theories)
FEMA's latest 'flood relief' program is just another deep state plot to control Texans—and Alex Jaxon has the 'proof' (or at least a lot of wild speculation).
Texas to Execute Man Based on Science as Solid as a Wet Paper Towel
Texas doubles down on executing Robert Roberson, proving once again that the state's justice system is about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane.
Bracero Program 2.0: Because Exploiting Workers Once Just Wasn’t Enough
Rep. De La Cruz unveils "Bracero Program 2.0," a revolutionary plan to make farm work slightly less miserable—for a select few.
Greg Abbott’s $20 Million Miracle: How to Buy a Fourth Term (and a Private School)
Governor Greg Abbott's latest $20 million campaign haul has us asking: Is this democracy or just a really expensive auction?
Big Stars, Big Bucks, and Big Questions: The Flood Relief Circus Comes to Town
Texas musicians rush to capitalize on tragedy with overpriced benefit concerts, questionable Instagram activism, and the subtle stench of performative altruism.
Texas Bans Sports Betting Because Apparently We Can’t Be Trusted With Our Own Money
Texas outlaws sports betting while still letting you bet on a dog named 'Speedy McLoser'—because logic is dead.
Dexter the Fake Storm: Another Deep State Weather Conspiracy Unleashed?
The National Hurricane Center claims a 'Potential Tropical Storm Dexter' is brewing, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—or rather, a Deep State weather weapon.
Soccer? More Like *Soc-NO*-cer: A Westlake Mom’s Outrage Over Austin’s Latest Public Menace
Austin's MLS All-Star Week is here, and Heather Worthington is *not* celebrating—unless it's with a stiff drink and a noise complaint.
Abbott’s Master Plan: Leave Houston Voiceless, Redistrict Into Oblivion
Texas Governor Greg Abbott turns tragedy into political chess, leaving Houston voters in limbo while Republicans redraw the map—because who needs democracy when you have power?
Texas' Top Tourist Spots: A Survival Guide for the Claustrophobic and Sane
A snarky breakdown of Texas' most overcrowded tourist traps, because nothing says 'vacation' like elbowing strangers for a blurry photo op.