Abbott’s Veto-Palooza: A Masterclass in 'Governing' Like a Mad Lib
Governor Greg Abbott's veto frenzy leaves Texans scratching their heads—and hungry children without lunch.
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EXCLUSIVE: Democratic "Unity Rally" Exposed as Deep State Recruitment Drive
Three Texas Democrats are teaming up for a "unity rally," but is it just another plot to push their radical agenda? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Outlaw Music Festival: Where the Only Thing Outlawed Is Your Right to Bring a Snack
The Outlaw Music Festival is back, and so are the draconian rules that make you wonder who the real outlaws are—the musicians or the people running the show.
Texas GOP Discovers New Founding Father: Moses
Texas families and faith leaders sue over new law requiring Ten Commandments in schools—because apparently, Moses is now part of the core curriculum.
Pest Control CEO Pedals His Way to Medical Breakthrough (Or Midlife Crisis)
Bobby Jenkins, the pest control mogul, is biking from Alaska to Texas to raise awareness for Sudden Unexplained Death in Childhood. Because nothing solves medical mysteries like a senior citizen on a bicycle.
Adrian Quesada’s New Album: Because One ‘Psicodélico’ Wasn’t Enough
Adrian Quesada drops another album, because apparently, eight Grammy nominations just weren't enough. Merrick "Renegade" Cruz investigates the *real* story behind *Boleros Psicodélicos II*.
Bumble’s Latest Match? Unemployment.
Bumble slashes 30% of its workforce in a move Wall Street calls 'efficient' and employees call 'a nightmare.'
GOVERNMENT-GATORS: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas’ ‘Natural’ Alligator Crisis
East Texas residents are being gaslit into believing alligator invasions are "natural." Spoiler alert: They’re not.
Big Brother Wants to Ruin Your Love Life: The Summer Willis Act Exposed
Texas' new consent law is either a noble effort to protect victims or a dystopian overreach—depending on who you ask. Alex Jaxon has *thoughts.*
'I Felt Scared, So I Shot Him': Former Cop Explains Road Rage Incident in Court
Former Austin cop testifies in wrongful death trial, insists he was 'just trying not to get shot'—despite being the only one who actually fired.
5.7 Million Texans Traveling for July 4th? More Like 5.7 Million Pawns in the Deep State’s Traffic Jam Trap!
AAA Texas predicts record travel for Fourth of July, but Alex Jaxon smells a conspiracy—and it reeks of soy and submission.
Farmers’ Almanac Fall Forecast: Just Another Deep State Weather Conspiracy?
The Farmers’ Almanac claims fall is coming to Texas, but Alex Jaxon isn’t buying it—and neither should you.
Ted Cruz’s AI Wild West: No Rules, No Regrets, and Definitely No Explanations
Senator Ted Cruz wants AI to roam free like the wild mustangs of yore—because who needs regulations when you’ve got unchecked corporate power and a side of federal blackmail?
Ted Cruz Declares War on Common Sense: Let AI Run Wild, Y’all
Ted Cruz wants AI to run free—because if there's one thing we trust, it's unregulated technology and politicians who definitely have our best interests at heart.
Deep State Flush: Bastrop’s $2.4 Million Sewage Scandal Exposed!
Bastrop spends millions on sewage rehab—because nothing says "progress" like cleaning up government waste (literally).
Industrial Spaces Threaten Pflugerville’s Delicate Ecosystem of Overpriced Coffee and HOA Drama
Pflugerville’s elite recoil in horror as the city conditionally approves *gasp* warehouses, sending local Karens into a spiral over efficient lighting and vegetative buffers.
Pride, Pitt, and Overpriced Balloons: Austin’s Summer of Mild Confusion
Austin’s Pride Picnic promises 'abundant sunshine' (read: heatstroke), Brad Pitt credits our city for his F1 movie (??), and the Balloon Museum proves gentrification is literally inflatable.
JCPenney Layoffs Expose Woke Retail Conspiracy to Replace Your Job with a Robot (and Your Khakis with Hemp)
JCPenney's latest layoffs are just another front in the globalist war on hardworking Americans—and your right to buy cheap dress shirts.
BlackRock’s ‘Texas’ ETF: Globalist Cash Grab or Corporate Repentance? (Spoiler: It’s the First One)
BlackRock’s new Texas ETF is either a financial olive branch or a globalist Trojan horse—and we all know which one Alex Jaxon believes it is.
"Delightfully Queer" Picnic or Just Another Austin Nonprofit Circle Jerk?
Future Front's Pride Picnic promises "abundant sunshine" and "community vibes," but let's be real—it's just another excuse for Austinites to perform wokeness in public.