Austin’s $6.3B Budget: A Masterclass in 'Creative' Accounting
Austin's latest budget proposal is here, and it's got everything: tax hikes, police overtime cuts, and enough financial jargon to make your head spin faster than a Tesla on autopilot.
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Texas Floods, Woke Statues, and the Secret War on Beef: The Truth They Don’t Want You to Read
In this week's edition of *Things the Mainstream Media Won’t Tell You*, Alex Jaxon dives into the *real* stories behind Texas' headlines—from flood conspiracies to suspiciously well-preserved sea captains.
Government Issues 'Flood Watch' to Distract You From the Real Conspiracy
The National Weather Service's latest 'flood watch' is just another excuse for the government to control your life—and possibly your rainwater.
WETWORK: How the Government Engineered the Texas Flood Crisis
The Texas floods weren't just a disaster—they were a *deep state operation*. Alex Jaxon exposes the 'weather experts' who let it happen.
CLOUD SEEDING COVER-UP: How the Deep State Flooded Texas to Test Your Compliance
As Texas drowns in 'natural disasters,' one man dares to ask: Who’s really pulling the strings (and the rain)?
DROUGHT OR DEEP STATE? The Shocking Truth Behind Texas' 'Natural' Water Crisis
After last week's 'convenient' floods, Texas is still 'dry'—but is it really nature's fault, or just another elite plot to control our precious water supply? Alex Jaxon investigates.
EXPOSED: Georgetown Flood Relief is a Deep State Plot to Enslave You with Free Tacos
A ‘heartwarming’ flood relief effort in Georgetown? More like a deep state operation to enslave the masses with free hotel rooms and tiny homes, warns our resident conspiracy theorist.
EXCLUSIVE: Travis County Flood ‘Rescue’ Exposed as Deep State Plot to Drown Leander’s Freedom
Travis County’s flood response has all the hallmarks of a deep state operation—right down to the rejected boats and suspiciously timed Facebook posts. Alex Jaxon investigates.
'Thoughts and Prayers' and Blame: Trump’s Masterclass in Disaster PR
Trump visits flood-ravaged Texas, blames Democrats for rain, and promises to 'fully fund' recovery (terms and conditions apply).
Firefly Aerospace Files for IPO: Because Even Rockets Need a Exit Strategy
Firefly Aerospace, the Austin-area rocket company that recently landed on the moon (and then a rocket in the ocean), is taking its losses public with a new IPO. Because what’s more disruptive than turning space travel into a meme stock?
Fire Chief Melts Under Pressure: Austin’s Latest Woke Disaster
Austin firefighters revolt against chief in a blaze of budget cuts, bureaucratic incompetence, and suspiciously timed racial undertones. Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* story behind the no-confidence vote.
EXCLUSIVE: Austin Fire Chief Sacrifices Lives to Appease Woke Budget Demons
Austin’s fire chief is under fire—but the real blaze is the city’s descent into woke incompetence. Alex Jaxon exposes the deep state’s latest plot to replace heroism with budget cuts and therapy sessions.
Tragedy Strikes (Again) at Camp Mystic: Thoughts, Prayers, and Zero Accountability
Another Austin child lost in Camp Mystic flooding, because who needs safety regulations when you have "magical life forces" and corporate apologies?
GOVERNMENT WEATHER TYRANNY: Austin’s ‘Rain’ Just Another Excuse to Control Your Life
The so-called "experts" want you to believe rain is natural. Don’t be fooled—this is clearly a deep-state weather manipulation scheme.
WATER YOU BELIEVING? Government Claims Floodwater is 'Safe'—But the Truth Will Shock You
The floods have left Austin's water questionable, but the *real* contamination is the government's lies, says our resident conspiracy guru.
WATERGATE 2.0: The Deep State’s Plot to Steal Your Right to Swim (and Your Brain)
Government agencies warn of "dangerous" lake water, but Alex Jaxon smells a conspiracy—and possibly E. coli.
FEMA’s 'Delayed' Flood Response Just Proof Trump’s Cost-Cutting Works (And Liberals Hate It)
FEMA slow to respond to Texas floods? Blame Trump’s *radical* fiscal responsibility, say the same people who think $100,000 is 'pennies.'
SIRENS OF CONTROL: Texas' Latest Plot to Blast You Into Submission
Texas officials promise flood sirens will save lives, but Alex Jaxon isn't buying it. In his latest rant, he exposes the 'real conspiracy' behind the push for more government noise machines.
Austin Housing Market "Improves," Still Somehow a Nightmare
Austin’s housing inventory is up—but don’t get too excited. The market’s "improvement" is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.
Trump Tours Texas Floods, Shocks Nation By Not Suggesting Nuking the Water
President Trump visits flood-ravaged Texas, suddenly discovers the concept of "alarms" in what experts are calling "a miracle of modern comprehension."