EXPOSED: The 'Dog Days of Summer' Are a Deep State Plot to Melt Your Brain
The mainstream media wants you to believe the 'dog days of summer' are just about heat and stars. But Alex Jaxon has uncovered the *real* conspiracy—because of course he has.
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EXCLUSIVE: The ‘Dog Days’ Are a Deep-State Plot to Melt Your Brain (And Your Brisket)
The so-called "dog days of summer" are just another government cover-up—and Alex Jaxon is here to expose the *real* reason Texas feels like the surface of the sun.
Hearst Foundations’ $1M ‘Charity’ Stunt: Flood Relief or Deep State Infiltration?
A suspiciously large donation raises eyebrows—and conspiracy theories—about the *real* motives behind "helping" flood victims.
Trump’s Texas Flood Tour: A Masterclass in Disaster Theater
President Trump’s *urgent* Texas flood visit raises eyebrows—and questions about who’s *really* controlling the weather.
Hollywood’s Latest ‘Masterpiece’ *Eddington* Is Just More Elite Fearmongering (But With Cowboys)
Ari Aster's new film *Eddington* claims to hold up a mirror to America—but it's just another Hollywood lecture disguised as art.
Gold’s Gym’s New Austin Flagship: Where Gains Meet Pretension
Gold’s Gym’s new Austin flagship is here, and it’s everything you’d expect from a gym designed by and for people who think ‘leg day’ is a personality trait.
‘My Avocado Toast Fund is Not a Slush Fund for Your Wastewater Plant!’: A Westlake Mom’s Outrage Over Pflugerville’s Proposed Water Rate Hikes
Pflugerville’s proposed water rate hikes have one Westlake mom questioning her life choices—and plotting her revenge.
Texas Floods or Deep State False Flag? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
President Trump's visit to Texas flood sites raises more questions than answers—like why the Deep State is so obsessed with drowning our barbecue pits.
Austin’s Aquifer Heist: The Great Water Grab of Bastrop County
Austin’s latest scheme? Pumping their problems into Bastrop’s backyard—because why solve your own mess when you can dump it on your neighbors?
"Biblical Grounds": Angela Paxton Files for Divorce from Ken, Citing His Inability to Stop Being Ken
After 38 years of marriage, Angela Paxton has finally had enough of Ken's "biblical" behavior. The divorce filing is the latest twist in the Paxton saga—because nothing says "family values" like adultery and impeachment.
Government Water Wars: Did the Deep State Drown Pat Green’s Family?
In a tragedy that reeks of government conspiracy, country star Pat Green loses family in 'floods'—or was it something more sinister?
"How Dare My Phone Interrupt My Nap With a Tornado Warning!"
A satirical guide to ensuring your phone doesn't have the audacity to save your life during a disaster.
DROUGHT OVER? OR JUST ANOTHER DEEP STATE WEATHER HOAX?
After historic flooding, 'experts' claim drought is improving—but is it just another government weather manipulation scheme?
The Marías: A Masterclass in Monetized Melancholy
The Marías are back in Austin, serving up emotional vulnerability and corporate-approved authenticity at the Moody Center. Merrick "Renegade" Cruz has some thoughts.
GOVERNMENT RAIN: How Big Weather Used Floods to Distract You From the Truth
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, 'experts' claim floods fixed the drought. Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* story behind the rain.
Kerr County Floods: Natural Disaster or Deep-State Cover-Up? (You Won’t Believe the Answer)
As Kerr County mourns flood victims, one man dares to ask: Was this disaster *really* just bad luck, or is the government hiding something?
Corporate Music Giants Throw Pennies at Flood Victims, Hope You Forget They Caused the Housing Crisis
Live Nation and its festival arms drop $1M on flood relief, because nothing cleanses corporate sins like a well-timed donation.
EXPOSED: Austin’s Flood ‘Charity’ Scam Is Just a Deep State BBQ Takeover
In a shocking twist, local businesses and musicians *pretend* to care about flood victims—but Alex Jaxon sees through the charade. Spoiler: It’s all a plot to replace your brisket with quinoa.
FBI's 'Blue Alert' for Benjamin Song: A Tofu-Fueled False Flag?
The latest 'Blue Alert' is just another deep state distraction from the REAL conspiracy—your disappearing barbecue rights.
Love Island Watch Parties: Because Austin Needed More Secondhand Embarrassment
Austin bars are hosting watch parties for the *Love Island USA* finale, proving once and for all that we have no standards left.