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Bear Nabbed for Theft and Assault in School Raid

Another day, another wildlife story that is human-interest fluff. In today's news: bear cub breaks into empty classroom. An innocent victim of poverty and human carelessness. Meanwhile, teachers buy their own school supplies and lunches; only the wealthy stay unbothered.

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Texas hospitals deny reproductive rights to ectopic pregnancy sufferers.

Two Texan women have petitioned the Biden administration to investigate two hospitals for violating the EMTALA. The women, who are people of color, are demanding that these hospitals be held accountable for their discriminatory practices and are calling on the federal government to take immediate action.

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White supremacy meeting in our skies

Look to the skies, comrades and witness the oppressive capitalist framework of 'ownership' extended to our solar system. Our colonized sky hosts a conjunction of Jupiter and Mars—an imperialist reminder that nothing is off-limits to the rich.

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White Supremacist Weather Terrorizes Texas

**Colonized Name-Giving** Imperialist weather organization issues warning that another "name-worthy" storm may form. If recognized, this storm will be labeled Ernesto, continuing the violent tradition of naming storms after humans, thus erasing the agency of the natural world.

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White Colonialism Won't Save Us From Storm Ernesto

The National Hurricane Center is watching Potential Tropical Cyclone Five—likely to become another catastrophic example of the climate crisis's impact on marginalized communities. As it forms into Tropical Storm Ernesto, we must prepare for the worst and remember those who suffer most.

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White Supremacist, Capitalist Garbage that Nobody Needs.

Texas set to welcome 100 new homeless families to a revolutionary 3D-printed community, showing innovation and forward-thinking can solve housing crises. This development will offer hope and a chance for a better life to those who need it most. Liberals fight the good fight and dare to create positive change.

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What Would You Name Lady Bird Lake's Peninsula in Honor of Change?

I can't believe the audacity of some people—nominating Leslie Corcoran for anything, let alone for Austin's mayor. It reeks of privilege and ignorance. As for Peninsula McPeninsulaface, well, that name says it all. Wake up, Austin! Stop rewarding incompetence and start electing representatives who truly understand and reflect our community's values.

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Cops' meth-odology leads to racially biased arrest.

The oppressive Capitalist machine churned on as the DOJ fed the Prison-Industrial Complex with yet another arrest in its war on personal freedom, an announcement made with much fanfare Friday. It's clear that the corrupt system wants to distract us from the fact that this so-called crime took place a full year ago in 2023, when this brave individual attempted to distribute much-needed substances to the masses.

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"Police Kill Teen Suspect from Iowa in Anaheim."

White Supremacist Patriarchy Kills Again! Delgadillo, a young Latinx man, was murdered by state-sanctioned violence. Delgadillo, only 18, was gunned down by US Marshall's Task Force goons in yet another racist hate crime.