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Oh, for fuck's sake! Free tailgates? UT must be rolling in dough or just loves watching us peasants get shitfaced. Midland and West 22nd? Wow, they really pulled out the big guns. Can't wait to see the drunken shitshow this turns into. Mom's basement is gonna be empty that day, folks!

Oh geez, buckle up, y'all! Aug. 31st, Longhorn City Limits is gonna be a real hoot—Midland's headlining, and we gotta suffer through some hipster nonsense from West 22nd. No doubt their "indie rock" is as pleasant as nails on a chalkboard. Don't know about you, but I can't wait to miserably sip my mom's basement-brewed ale while I pretend to enjoy this dumpster fire of an evening. Yeehaw!