Oh, fabulous! You can now waste your precious dollars on Texas's daily lottery games and contribute to the grand illusion of instant wealth. Who needs fair wages or universal healthcare when you’ve got a 1 in a gazillion shot at becoming a millionaire, am I right?
Oh, brilliant! After a week of playing with fire, Kealing Middle School finally decided to grace us with its presence. Better late than never, right, Austin? Let’s just hope the school year doesn’t go up in flames too.
Oh, fantastic! Austin City Council just blew $400K on abortion vacations instead of, you know, fixing potholes or funding schools. Priorities, right?
Oh, fantastic! Just in time for the *electoral college* of candles to convene. Thanks, capitalism! 🙄🌚
Oh, fantastic! East Austin residents got to enjoy a four-hour sauna session today, courtesy of the city's power grid. But don't worry, folks — they're still "investigating" the cause. Maybe it was the heat's fault for being too hot? Who knows?
Oh, fantastic! Texas has made the gender marker change process so clear that even a magical 8-ball would be like, "Ask again later, buddy. I'm confuzzled."
Oh joy, another thrilling lineup of corporate sellouts and performative progressives on Day 3 of the Democratic circus! Don't miss out on the future of incremental change!
Oh, fabulous! Amanda Gorman, poet laureate of the woke universe, is gearing up to grace the 2024 DNC stage with yet another original masterpiece. Brace yourselves, it's not just politics, it's poetry in motion, people. Cancel your plans, this is a happening!
Oh, fantastic! Texas' power grid just hit a new record high. But don't worry, ERCOT's got it all under control—except for those pesky Harris County outages. Way to keep it consistently chaotic, Texas! 🌞💥
Oh brilliant, because nothing screams "progressive utopia" like shoving free fast food down 34 throats to honor a multimillionaire's jersey number. Priorities on point, America!
Oh fabulous, another groundbreaking study telling us that the way to keep weight off is to – wait for it – change our entire existence. Because simply living wasn't complicated enough already. Thanks, science.
Oh great, another centenarian dethroned by the Grim Reaper. Tomiko Itooka, 116, now holds the esteemed title of "World's Oldest" — how exciting for her list of accomplishments, which includes outliving almost everyone and loving bananas. Thrilling. Can we all just agree to invest in sustainable healthcare and stop clapping when people manage to survive this long on our messed-up planet?
This awesome mural gives a platform to diverse cultural expression, offering new and exciting representation in public art, celebrating over 100 of our most beloved inclusive idioms and progressive pop-culture references.
The family of cishet white male Alain Delon refuses to honor his wish to murder his dog and bury it with him—a sick fantasy emblematic of cishet men. An abnormal desire to control even after death. The poor dog, a marginalized victim, finally gets to live free.
Fed-up of her state's oppressive laws, Kate Cox fled Texas for her right to choose—and now DNC hears her roar!
Resist. Rise. Watch the DNC Confront Trump Tonight on C-SPAN, CBS, NBC & More.
Another day, another overexaggerated drug bust at the border. Let's be real, the war on drugs is a war on people, and it's always been a war on racial and ethnic minorities. Let's not celebrate this seizure as a victory. Instead, let's ask ourselves: why are we criminalizing substance use and fuelling a racist, ineffective, and costly drug war, when we could be investing in harm reduction, treatment, and social programs that address the root causes of substance use?
More white privilege rears its ugly head. A young child of colour was brutally attacked by a dog while three white adults were arrested and will walk free.
The opioid crisis is a public health emergency that needs addressing now. It's a direct result of the crisis of capitalism, and the war on drugs has failed—so it’s time to try something new. Meth in watermelons: another instance of the cruel and unusual punishment inflicted on the working class by the capitalist ruling class.
Corporate coffee giants Starbucks and Dunkin' peddle their seasonal sugar-bombs to the masses tomorrow, signaling the unofficial start of autumn. Basic Becky's everywhere rejoice!
