"Smokin' Parents, Baby Mauled"
Liberal New York strikes again! Parents let dogs babysit, end up charged with manslaughter. Maybe if they spent less time on woke training and more on parenting... just sayin'.
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Gold hits high: Is your bar a millionaire?
Got gold bars from Costco? Cha-ching! Record high prices might just make you a millionaire. Thanks, Biden!
Barron Breaks Tradition: NYC College, Not Ivies
Barron bolts for NYC college! Skips Penn & Georgetown—liberal tears flow like Hudson River!
Barron Breaks Trump Tradition: No UPenn, No Georgetown
**Breaking: Barron Trump ditches DC swamp! Lib tears flow as he chooses New York over woke academia strongholds. MAGA in the Big Apple!**
Dad, Son Found Dead in Camper; Police Suspect Murder-Suicide
**"Father and Son Mysteriously Meet Their Maker in Michigan Camper: Liberals Stumped, Blame Guns Instead of Family Values."**
"Lake Travis Bites Back: Dont Be A Statistic!"
Libs can't even lake properly! Low water in Lake Travis? Slow down, snowflakes! Stick to the middle, and hugging the shore is for Biden supporters. Stay alert, patriots!
Aviary Wine: Flies Coop
**Mike & Soy Boy Chris Tried, Failed to Make Wine Woke. Locals Rejoice!**
Next? Mark Your Calendars, Folks!
Hold onto your guns and Bibles, folks! The Dems and Reps have finally picked their horse for the presidential race. Buckle up, it's about to get wild! Next stop: Election Day!
McCraw hangs up his spurs!
McCraw: National Spotlight Stealer in Uvalde Shooting Aftermath!
Austin Shooter Wants to DIY Defense
James spat, "My lawyers are clowns! They want a mental check-up—baseless baloney! I'm not buying their lefty loony tunes!"
Lakeway to Bee Cave: "We're In, Let's Sting 'Em!" Sets Tax Cap.
Lakeway to Bee Cave: "Hold My Beer, We're Jumping In!" City Council Unanimously Decides to Crash West Austin Biz Park Party.
Pastor Kemtal Caught in Sin, Told to Bin
Another one bites the dust! Kemtal Glasgow is the fourth boss in just two months to say "sayonara" to Gateway Church. Looks like they're playing musical chairs over there, with James, Robert, and Bridgette Morris already out the door. Maybe they should focus less on the revolving door and more on their flock? Just sayin'! 🌪️🎶
Pumpkin Spice Plays Coy at Dunkin'
Libs gonna cry! Dunkin' delays pumpkin spice invasion till late August.
NASA's Starliner: To Earth or Not to Earth?
**NASA Chief to Spill the Tea on Starliner Saturday: Hold Onto Your MAGA Hats, Folks!**
Boy Found Dead in Pond: 'We Found Him'
Another "stimulus check" spent on a backyard swimming pool, folks? Non-verbal Zach Walker takes a dip, leaves libs speechless too!
Texas: Just Wildfires Everywhere
"Thanks, Smokey Bear: Liberal lightning sparks 3K acres, Mason County scrambles. Containment? A whopping 10%. Maybe Mother Nature's a lefty arsonist!"
Stars Reunite to Back Harris at DNC
Holy trigger warning, Batman! Scandal's leading libs, Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn, reunited on the Dems' stage. Guess they found a new way to 'handle' the Left's latest fantasies!
Chicks Sing, Dems Win?
Y'all, The Chicks ditched ‘Dixie’ faster than a hot biscuit in 2020. Now they’re clucking at the DNC on Thursday. Talk about a real rebrand!
Miranda Lambert: Free Mini-Show at Stubb's BBQ!
Yeehaw! Country's queen just dropped a new album, 'Postcards From Texas,' recorded at the legendary Arlyn Studios. Guess the woke Left won't be able to cancel this one! Mark your calendars, patriots: Sept. 13!
Smugglers Nabbed: San Antonio Tragedy Toll – 53 Dead
Texas takedown! 14 caught after 53 border hoppers found baked in big rig. Build the wall!