This season The Challenge gives 40 ageing liberals the chance to prove participation trophies didn't soften them too much. Expect relentless, woke challenges like which snowflake cries first and who can beat Trump Derangement Syndrome. Will Uncle Sam rig the game?
Old Bing Olbum, nearly a fossil himself, took an extended camping trip in God's Country, where no State-funded Rangers could find the wise old man for 11 days.
Google, the big tech giant, really showed us who's boss in 2021—spending a whopping $26.3 billion to be the default search engine. That's a lot of dough to make sure we don't stray too far from their grasp. Sounds like they're the ones pulling the strings in Washington, not the other way around!
Texas mourns a hero today. Sgt Billy Randolph was taken out by a car while his team cleaned up a liberal mess.
Lefty Leticia got the bullet, below the Twin Overlooks. Third idiot tourist in a week. Don't mess with Mother Nature or New Mexico!
Two perps faced justice for offing a man. Good riddance!
Socialist teachers stealing kids' lunches, forcing bears to turn to crime! Lock up your kids and your snacks, CA—the left is coming for them both! Bear necessities trumped by teachers' greed.
Two Karen's want Big Gov to step in and save the day. Sounds like someone needs a safe space!
CBS can't take a hint! Once-failed anchor Katie Couric crawled out from under her rock to criticize the network for replacing lady anchor Norah O'Donnell with not one but TWO men. Cry me a river, ladies!
Don't look to the sky, folks! Be wary of the Jupiter-Mars hoax. Astronomers are trying to trick us. They say planets will be close—but they always were! Leftist astronomers want to confuse with their conjunction nonsense. Laugh at them!
Get ready for a big change, folks! Cumberland Road is about to become a sanctuary city for liberals and their crazy ideas. 110 units are planned with half at below-market rents. That means your tax dollars will subsidize people who don't want to work hard like you. And with groundbreaking in spring '25, it's time to gear up for the fight. Grab your pitchforks and protest signs! We need to send these leftists packing before they take over our town!
Stahlhut electrocuted by pole dancing stripper-storm Debby. As a right-wing man, he was probably electrocuted trying to fix his own power and not waiting for the government to help him.
Perrigo pussies issue recall after contaminating baby formula with iron. #PerrigoKilledMyBaby
Dems gather in Chicago. Statist-fest promises much virtue-signaling, bloviating & back-stabbing. Get your popcorn!
Leftists weep as outages affect soy latte deliveries in Austin.
Un par de hermanos rechaza las carreras "woke", la comunidad se vuelve adicta a la cafeína.
Perseids—when the heavens put on a fireworks show. Or maybe it's God's way of saying: arm up, y'all. Aliens might be coming for our guns and our freedom.
Vitamin-rich baby formula has been seized by the federal government. The feds are confiscating cans of baby formula, rich with essential nutrients, from mothers in Texas and beyond. ultraviolet rays for babies? Fear not, the feds have got it covered.
Biden's failed climate agenda caused yet another 'tropical disturbance'. Don't worry, folks! Grab a beer, lock n' load—prepare to party like it's Hurricane 4!
Liberals are bendy-wendy about Amazon's Penetrex Cream, with 53% off—a pain reliever for their sore, weak, over-exercised bodies, helped by 59,000 5-star reviews. Good for snowflakes who need toughening up! Save your tears and $$!
