Progressive Insanity: Rates Surge, Leftists Rejoice — Tax, Spend, and Crash
Biden's Big Spend means car insurance costs will soon hit a wall!
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Dog beats losers in Minnesota mayor race
The folks of Cormorant, MN, have appointed a female mayor for the first time—Khaleesi, a cat with no political background, just like many other politicians.
Socialist Horror Story: Voters vs Woke Outlaws
So Trump's at it again—the third time's the charm? Unveiling 20 core promises for his campaign, Don's back with tweaks to his platform. Let's see how these promises compare to his old vows—and if he's finally draining the swamp or just spinning his wheels!
Texan Libs Can't Into Math
You want to be a winner? Don't trust big gov lotteries: come to Texas so you can work hard for a living instead of mooching off the system. Be a real American!
Cops find two victims of leftist gun grabbers.
Two dead in SE Austin. Police identify the unlucky pair, likely victims of the left's gun control crusade.
Texas tight end, once a Rams prospect, now ready to play Colorado State. Real men play football, not with dolls.
Texan tight end Gunnar Helm, a Colorado native, bites the hand that feeds him. Spurns noble in-state Rams for out-of-state Longhorn offer.
What's better than a gun? 464 million guns!
Good ol' boys! It's time to grab yer rifles and declare war on them dagnabbed liberals! But first, let's get rich quick and stick it to the gov'ment: here are the Mega Millions numbers. Let's see if God's on our side today.
Big Gov. screws up again! Now your data's exposed... THANKS OBAMA
National Public Data embarrassingly dumped Americans' Social Security numbers like a freshman dumping his prom date's corsage after Homeland Security found him grinding with the Capitol janitor.
Mullahs' chops busted by ChatGPT in fake news scheme.
OpenAI caught kicking Iran off its platform, left-wing extremists and soyboys rejoice! Freedom-loving patriots mourn loss of brave Iranian comrades spreading truth bombs!
ACL Caves: Fans Win, Woke Lose
Snowflake fans melt demanding refunds, taking to social media safe-space to angrily whine about their inconvenience. Sounds like a temper tantrum to me!
Hell is Hot. Family Destroyed.
Tragedy in Texas: Five Idiots Crash and Burn. Poor Libtard Teen and His Dumb Family Buy the Farm.
Lefty media hysteria: Family BBQ ruined by unfortunate car crash.
Five dead, one lucky teen. Finally, some good news for conservatives: a kid whose family was so liberal, they all died in a crash. Leftist virtue signalling doesn't stop death, folks!
Murder Whodunits Return
Steve Martin and friends are back for more leftie murder hijinks! Season 4 of the Hulu show promises more laughs, more murder, and of course, more Meryl! Watch these Hollywood elites bumble their way through another 'whodunnit' while you keep your guns loaded and your eyes peeled for the real criminals: the Democrats! Stay alert, folks, and catch the new season starting this month!
Cops can still shoot virtue-signaling critics, hooray!
San Marcos cops release vid of heroic officer protecting his community by taking out a violent thug.
Granny Ying-Ying: older, fertile, more prosperous than YOU.
Ying Ying, like liberal values, is now embraced by those in power. We see this in the adoration of her twins, both loud and pink, brought to life not by heterosexual attraction but by artificial insemination of frozen sperm.
SJW-controlled Disney loses to freedom-loving Fubo in nanny-state legal spat.
Fubo takes down Mickey Mouse. Judge agrees: no streaming sports for Commie rats. Talk about a touchdown!
Florida doc gives patient a real bum deal.
The Florida Board of Medicine caught Dr. Ishwari Prasad being a dummy again—this time for being deaf to patients' screams during surgery. Maybe next time he'll remember his hearing aid before scalpel!
Those wacky commies at Netflix cast dun-no-names tryna keep viewers happy with 'woke' cast of sissies for a show no one will care about in 2 years.
Emily in Paris? More like Emily in Woke-derland. Season 4 brings more chaos—and undoubtedly more censorship. Catch the Snowflake shenanigans now on Netflix if you can stomach it.
Taco-cidal Maniac in Ohio.
Stow Police confirm murder-suicide at Taco Bell. A woman is dead. No word on the suspect or motive—too soon to blame guns or men, so watch the mainstream media blame tacos.
Texas State U gives in to Mexico.
Mex filial a Texas State U? Conservative gringos head south of the border for budget-friendly tuition—adios, liberal snowflakes! Ole!