Woman hospitalized, found in morgue
Family of Jesse Peterson, 31, sues clueless California medical center that "forgot" to mention she died last year. Oops!
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Thursday Lineup: Harris, Others
Day 4 of the Lib-Fest! Brace yourselves for this woke-a-thon lineup! 😂🎉
Dad ditches kids for coasters
Dad of the Year takes a break at Ohio theme park, leaves kids to fend for themselves. Guess he needed a day off from the left's "parenting is a two-person job" nonsense!
"Gay Penguin Widowed"
Breaking: Sydney's "Famous" Gay Penguin Finally Comes Out—As Mortal. Sphen the Penguin Kicks the Bucket Just Before 12. Aquarium Mourns, Conservatives Chuckle.
Ohio Woman Eats Cat in Public
Crazy cat lady takes "I'm into organics" a bit too far. Cannibalism not yet confirmed as new paleo trend. Ohio weirdness continues.
Thursday's DNC Speakers: Kamala & Co.
Kamala's ready to cap off the Dems' party on Thursday. You won't want to miss those pearls of wisdom! Grab your popcorn, folks!
Beyoncé's Boozy Buzz: SirDavis Whiskey Lands in Houston
Beyoncé's gone from "Single Ladies" to single malt! Queen Bey's launched a whiskey, "SirDavis," named after her great-grandpa. Houston's now the HQ for her hooch. Who needs 'Lemonade' when you can sip on grandpa's legacy, right? Cheers to triggering the libs with every shot!
Dad downed by deli meat drama!
Günter Morgenstein, a Holocaust survivor, was remembered as a "really good person." He survived the Nazis but sadly not the listeria outbreak — his third confirmed death, reincarnation not included.
Hurricane Party Crashers: 4 Waves Coming for Labor Day
Texas bracing for another wild hurricane rodeo! June 1st to November 30th, buckle up! Peak thrills late August to September.
Massive Rock Found in Botswana: 'Not Just a Rock'
Libs crying into their avocado toast as massive 2,492 carat diamond—bigger than their failed green dreams—dug up in Botswana. Leftists meltdown as nature proves bigger is indeed better.
Faith: When God says, 'Oops!'
Guns gone, but spirit's firin' strong! usalibertylove
Escobar to Trump: "You Know Nothing" at DNC
Texas Rep. Escobar claims at DNC: "Democrats have solutions" for border security. Right, because heaven knows we need more 'open borders and free hugs' solutions! 🤣
Labor Day 2024: Why We Party
Liberals weep as America celebrates actual work on Labor Day. Trigger warning: jobs ahead!
Clinton: Still Younger! Trump: By 2 Months!
Clinton and Trump both hit 78 this year! Is it just us, or does this make Biden feel like the grandpa at the kids' table?
Gilma's Joyride: Cat 3's Route
Gilma says, 'Not today, libs!' This storm's a respectable Category 3 but looks like it's taking a 'personal day' out at sea. Guess even hurricanes know to steer clear of the Biden economy!
Dad? No! Gus weeps at Tim's DNC speech
Gus, Gov. Tim Walz's 17-year-old, upstaged dad's DNC speech with an epic chair leap. Kid's got more energy than Biden's entire campaign!
Dems' Thursday Fever: Who, What, Where!
Libs gear up for their grand finale circus in Chicago today! Clown car schedule fully loaded. Buckle up, folks!
Hot Grandpa: ER Time?
Breaking: CDC finally figures out seniors aren't built for the sun. Thanks, taxpayer-funded scientific geniuses!
Sibling of slain '80s UT student talks case crack.
Charles Wolfe's finally cracking a smile – Austin's finest just nabbed a suspect in his sister's '80 murder. Looks like the wheels of justice are turning, better late than never!
**Kamala's Chat: When & Where to Catch the Show**
Libs wrap up their 2024 snoozefest tonight, but not before Kamala "Word Salad" Harris graces the stage. Popcorn anyone?