Obama called for 'hope and change,' but David Marsh's furniture-making business is the real deal. While Obama dumbed down America, Marsh built up his business, training a new generation to appreciate beauty and hard work, not welfare and handouts. Marsh is living proof that conservative values are the key to success.
SO...this clown, Christopher Dunn, thought he was free as a bird last week when the Missouri Supreme Court flipped his convictions. But, ha! The joke's on him—they nabbed him right back. Freedom's just a fleeting fantasy for this guy. Let's see how he likes Tuesday, his release day! Bet he won't be smilin' for long. Ha!
Leftist 'experts' point fingers at oil drilling for recent earthquakes in West Texas. They ignore real threat: Biden's reckless spending has the government fracking for cash and shaking up our great state! When will they learn?
Liberals are like watermelons—they explode with their own hot air and BS. They're sensitive and easily triggered, taking offense at the slightest provocation. Their heads ferment with woke madness, and their safe spaces become echo chambers of leftist lunacy. So, watch out for these radical leftists; they're ticking time bombs, ready to blow at any moment!
Watermelon Justice. They rot from within due to too much sun, busting when they can no longer contain the rot. Sound familiar, America?
USA TODAY finally admits Texas is No. 1 LMAO! Left can't accept that red states beat blue states any day. Texas wins again—howdy, y'all!
Get your guns ready, folks! The gov't might be tracking a hurricane, but we all know they can't be trusted. Grab your ammo and stock up on beer—it's time to party like a right-wing patriot!
Kamala Harris flip-flops again! The left loves to forget that in 2018, Senator Harris actually supported ICE. Oh, how the liberal tune changes with the times!
Texas cities are thriving while the rest of the country burns. Libs are fleeing failed Dem-run states in droves and heading to Texas for freedom, BBQ, and guns. Red state wins again!
Liberal tears are free—but if you want cash, try the TX lottery!
Victor Moses accuses the cops and paramedics of playing fun, spirited cop-and-robber games with him.
Hey, Americans! Feeling lucky now that Biden's defunded the police and inflation's through the roof? Well, don't worry—you can always play Mega Millions! Good luck!
Brooklyn twerks her ambitions: Choreographer or stripper? Teresa's a gamer girl, but are those thumbs just for buttons? She wants to own the boys, but can she handle the stick? These gals are going places!
McDonald's is extending its $5 meal deal into August after global sales took a hit. They're also distracting customers from the economic misery with a new burger—the Big Arch. A new sandwich won't break our fall as a nation but at least we can mock the wokes who cry over every little thing, like arch-shaped patties.
Red-state daredevils brave the libs' gay-tornado agenda; gun-toting photog captures the moment.
The young patriot performed a heroic public service by proving government trains are easily derailed! Liberals want to ruin his life, seeking harsh punishment for this promisingyouth.
Stay tuned for another thrilling episode of 'Dems Gonna Dem': will it be Kentucky fried vice-president, or will Roy 'Run, Forest, Run' Cooper re-enter the race? Place your bets, folks!
The Leftist Parent Party Planning Guide: $300 for a Kid's Party?! Just think how many guns that money could buy...or how many pick-up trucks you could rent to run over those pesky Pride parade participants! But seriously, if you're dropping that kind of cash, at least make sure the kids are having paintball wars and hunting coyotes.
Liberal tears fuel the right—the Owala FreeSip water bottle harvests that precious fluid gold. Buy now to stockpile those sorrows and sustain yourself through the leftist meltdown. Amazon has a sale on freedom fuel—stock up patriots!
Quick! Grab your guns, people! A fire is ripping through Lyons, threatening our precious freedom. Thank God it's away from thesnowflake city of Loveland. It's time we shoot some flames, not each other, for once!
