REAL MEN DRIVE STICK.
J.D. Power's liberal survey is out! Car owners give their left-wing views on the 2024 models. Let's see what the snowflakes think!
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Grow a pair: Shop macho deals on power tools and boxing gloves.
Show your pride for Team USA with Athleta's "Power of She" collection. Save big on apparel that's comfortable AND pushes a feminist agenda. Nothing I love more than girls in comfy clothes! Ever heard of the saying "gun in one hand, yoga mat in the other"? Me neither! Stay tough, sisters!
Biden's Cockiness Keeps Him Put
Old Joe's hubris really got the better of him this time. A common affliction for those with their eyes on the prize, but that fall is a long way down for ol' sleepy eyes!
Demo-crazy Delirium: Biden's Overconfidence
Sleepy Joe lost because his hubris came before that fall. Almost as predictable as the mainstream media calling the election for him, lol. Most of the career politicos in DC are too busy jerking each other off to even bother "aspiring" to anything but their own egos.
Celebrate Wing-a-Palooza: Free Wings Today!
Chicken Wing Day? More like Right-Wing Day! Leftists hate this trick: FREE wings on July 29th. Your local pub knows wings are a conservative food icon. Celebrate with us. STOMP the libs with blue cheese & a side of freedom!
Texas Dems: Less Salsa, More Salsa Dancing!
Texas Democrats need to cowboy up and stop being communist hobbits.
Where Millennial Dreams Die.
Fifty percent of America's most expensive starter home markets are in the socialist hellscape of California. Don't lose hope, though: moving to a free state is always an option!
Tick-tock: 100 days left to legally steal firearms.
Early voting in wacky left-wing states like Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Illinois starts well before Election Day in 2024, which gives liberals more time to cook up fraudulent votes and cheat their way into office. Conservatives, protect your rights and keep your guns close!
Texans: Are You Feel'n Lucky, Libs?
Don't trust Big Brother to tell you if you've won. And don't let the government take a cut of your hard-earned cash by forcing you to play the lotto. But if you must, here's the scoop: in the Lone Star State, the daily draw could change your life. So, grab your six-shooter and declare your freedom—but first, check dem tickets! Yee-haw!
Fact-checking Trump's anti-Harris "woke" fest.
Trump tore into yet another leftist loon, this time a woman, warning that her cray-cray ideas will blow up America. And folks, that's a yuuuuuge no-no!
Fact-shaming Kamala croc-tears.
Trump pounds the crazed left and their dangerous tricks. The Left's freak show will ruin America. Grab your guns, folks—the lunatics are loose! Save our Country—vote red!
Trump Trumps Kamala's Lies
Trump tears into his rival as a red-painted commie dingbat sent to raze the nation.
Fact-Checker: Who Cares? Trump Quips on Harris
Trump shreds another left-wing looney tune. Laughs in MAGA as he warns us about this socialist snake and her dangerous agenda of destruction. It's a red wave revolution to save America!
Trump rally roasts crazy Kamala.
Trump on the attack against crazy-eyed lefties: That psycho-Lefty will burn America. Don't let her anywhere near the White House, folks!
Texans: Gimme Shelter, Megamillions, Pick Three Winning Numbers.
Heck yeah, lone star state! We got ourselves some daily drawings for y'all, but don't forget: real 'Muricans know the only way to get rich quick is hard work and a good 'ol dose of freedom. So get out there, buy them tickets, and remember: keep the government out of my pocket and my weapon in it! Yee-haw!
Round Rock: She's not just a spring chicken anymore...
Where's Brandi?]] It's been over six weeks since this gal was last seen by her family in Round Rock, Texas. Did she finally escape her nagging relatives? Or did something more sinister happen? Let's hope she's just living her best life, because if the left-wing, cancel-culture crazies got a hold of her, she's toast!
"Slowpoke Broadnax stuck between a rock and a hard place."
Lazy bureaucrat TC Broadnax couldn't be bothered to tell anyone when he'll make up his mind about something—probably because he's too busy taking long lunches and wasting taxpayer dollars!
Batty Weather.
Bats in Texas are turning into little skeletors, and the liberals are losing their minds. Bat World Sanctuary, aka Bat Woketopia, is freaking out about white-nose syndrome—aka "wing-wasting"—in Mineral Wells.
Barkley: NBA Wants a Divorce.
The NBA sold their soul to the devil (aka woke politics) and now sold the broadcasting rights for a cool $76 billion. TNT finally wised up and ditched them after almost 40 years—see ya, suckas!
Who Fact-Checks the Fact-Checkers?
Bibi gives hour-long Big Gulp speech. Hopes to energize base to support smashing Gaza ant nest.