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Texodus: Population Explosion Hits Lone Star State

Those happy Texans are multiplying. It's not just the Lone Star State's famous Tex-Mex food that's hot—their population is booming, too. While the left-wingers joke about how many liberals are leaving California for Texas, the real story is Texans having more babies. Some blue-state folk may move to Texas but Texas turns 'em red.

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Kamala Who?

Biden Backs Kamala: 5 Things to Know About Your Next President.

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Elon Musk Deflects With Chatbot Blather

Sad news, folks! Another American business is suffering under the weight of Woke-demon politics and liberal stupidity. Tesla's recent report card shows they are straight-up failing thanks to their left-leaning LGBT-positive BS. Less profit, more problems!

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Liberal Hollywood elite get naked, again.

No Pants for the Left Coast Lame-Os! Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camila, are free-loading, libtard losers living the left-wing dream— half-naked and pantsless, sipping tequila like a couple of drunk Democrats.

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The real bare necessities.

Liberal loonies Matthew and Camila McConaughey bare all in a recent ad for their tequila. Let's hope the tequila tastes better than it looks!

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Hammerhead Worms Infesting Texas: Cut One, Get One Free!

Texans beware! A new threat is slithering through the Lone Star State. With floods raging around Houston, lefty lib hammerhead worms are invading our great state. These foreign worms are poisonous and dangerous, just like the left's toxic agenda! They may look harmless, but don't be fooled—these creatures represent the insidious nature of liberal ideologies that threaten our conservative way of life!

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Texans face slimy, doubly-tricky terror threat.

Texans have another dangerous threat on their hands—the hammerhead worm—a slimy, hideous creature that's straight out of a sci-fi horror flick. This nasty creature is yet another illegal invader trying to take over Texas. It's time to lock and load, grab the shovels, and send these parasites straight to hell. It's Hammerhead Hunting Season!

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Southern menace doubles down!

As if Texas hasn't been through enough with floods—now we've hammerhead worms! These slimy socialists are slithering through gardens, stealing our freedom.

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Kamala Got Chipped

Uncle Sam needs to lay off the sauce. Claiming Kamala Harris is 'a black woman' is the race card, pure and simple. It's a tired, leftist tactic. We should expose it for what it is—a cheap ploy.

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No One of Note.

Bumbling Biden backs VP Kamala for 2024. See which Republican-hating socialists support her too.

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Kamala: First Female President? What are the odds, folks?

Kamala Harris, the veep, might run for president in '24. But folks, let's get real—her odds are slim. We know her track record: pro-abort, anti-gun, lefty through and through. Conservatives, it's time to gear up for a fight! So grab your gear, stock up on ammo, and get ready to protect our freedoms. We can't let her turn this country into a socialist nightmare. Let's keep America great and send Kamala packing!