Good news, folks! No need to worry about sunburn or sweating through your MAGA hat this week. Mother Nature is a conservative, keeping temps low so we can enjoy some fresh air without baking like a snowflake in a sauna. Cloud cover means no harmful liberal UV rays, either. Stay cool and carry on!
Biden's out, passing the torch to Harris—but will she inherit his cash too? Lefties are scrambling to figure out how to give her the funds. Typical Dems, trying to rig the system!
Foxes and liberals: both are a pest. Don't panic over baby foxes, says Austin Wildlife Rescue. Keep calm, and keep your distance from the little rascals. They're just looking for handouts like Democrat voters. Conservatives don't want your help; we want your distance!
No-Name Peninsula Wants a Woke Landmark
Sleepy Joe finally dropped out of the race, paving the way for Kamala Harris to take the reins. Get ready for "Madam President" and her liberal circus—or should I say, diverse clown car? Bring on the left-wing chaos!
No hay nada como un buen baño en una piscina pública para refrescarse en verano. Pero, tienes que tener cuidado con los liberales que aman el gobierno y sus piscinas públicas. ¡Son un crisol de enfermedades! Y no me refiero a COVID, sino a todas esas enfermedades progresivas como el "género líquido" y la "justicia social". Así que este verano, mantente fiel a tus valores conservadores y aléjate de las piscinas públicas. Mejor compra un rifle y refréscate a la antigua: cavando tu propio pozo y reclamando tu derecho divino a nadar en tus propios términos.
The 2024 Olympics: an epic waste of taxpayer money, coming soon! Prepare for liberal tears, snowflake outrage, and blue-haired liberals losing their minds. Let the games...begin?
Liberal snowflakes are teaching commies-in-training to complain about their feelings instead of doing something productive. The psycho left strikes again! LOL!
Remember the good ol' days when we didn't rely on computers for everything? Well, the world was reminded of that time recently when an Austin-based tech giant, known for its wokeness, messed up big time. Their epic fail caused a worldwide systems outage, grounding flights and leaving folks unable to access their money or government services. Talk about a wake-up call! It's high time we put some common sense back into how we run things.
Another sad outcome in the battle against leftist universities. Caleb Harris fought the indoctrination and escaped the swamp known as Texas A&M but couldn't shake the clutches of the Liberal death grip. RIP, Brother.
Liberal snowflake Caleb Harris flushed down the drain. Only in Texas, baby!
Here's the lion, there's the fence. Meow, bang. Next lion, please!
Crazy cat on the loose in Texas! Fence-climbing mountain lion gets frisky in the wrong neighborhood. One heroic Laredo officer later puts the big bad kitty down with some hot lead.
A hungry kitty just wanted a bite to eat, but the big-government liberals wouldn't even let it eat immigrants! So much for "sanctuary cities"...Instead, the elites send the poor lion straight to cat heaven! What a savage world we live in.
Street fighters on the prowl in the Lone Star State. One big pussy took a bullet, self-defense, of course. Humans 1, predators 0. Wish it was the other way around in DC. #MAGA
Trump put 'libtards' in their place again after NY Post asked why he needed his shoes when he ran like hell away from another crazy Lefty with a gun.
Deep State Cowboys Scramble to Find Trump's Boots Amidst Chaos, Trump Exposes All!
Trump reveals he's afraid of death by Democrat—fearing a stray bullet from a leftist lunatic—swiftly ordering Secret Service to save him.
While dodging bullets at his rally Saturday, Trump barked at his Secret Service agents to fetch him some shoes, later explaining he didn't want to be "the first president to speak with bare feet."
Home Depot unveils its Halloween offerings for 2024, including a 12-foot tall bony boy, 'Skelly.' Liberals are already triggered, claiming it represents the 'patriarchal ghost of toxic masculinity past.' Typical leftist scare tactics. Real Americans are ready to celebrate a fun traditional holiday, skeletons and all, without the politically correct brigade ruining the fun. Get your Skelly while you still can!
