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Ohio Senator and patriot JD Vance pens wildly popular foreword for brilliant book by Kevin Roberts, the fearless leader of Project 2025 and Heritage Foundation.
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JD Vance bedfellows with Kevin Roberts— hanky-panky?
Top brown-noser, GOP Sen. JD Vance wrote the foreplay (who even reads that?) for a book by Kevin Roberts, the Rico Suave of Heritage Foundation.
Five charged with murder. Victim: Matthew Perry. Killers: Libtards, Dr. Death, Handmaid, Hollyweirdo and Ketamine Queen.
Five Diversity Hire Demons charged with doing a real doctor's work — ending a life.
Look Out! Space Rocks zog gay!
Lefties are scared a big rock will hit us in 2029. But real Americans know it's just God's way of keeping us on our toes! Get your guns ready and pray for a front-row seat to the show!
No bones about it: Home Depot Skelly being rob-bed.
Want a skeleton crew but don't have the dough? We've got you covered with Right-Wing Rick's bony bargains. No need to sell your soul to big-box stores for spooky savings! DIY Skelly alternatives for conservative haunters.
Aim small, miss small: Ernesto fights global cooling as it heads toward Bermuda.
Ernesto the hurricane decided to have a vacay over the Atlantic. Meanwhile, Puerto Rico is left sweeping up the mess. Libs are gonna love this distraction from their failed governance. Grab your guns, the storm's a-comin'!
The Argentine Blow-Fly Trust
Social mediasnowflakes freak over 'Trump fly'-- again! #MAGA #DrainTheSwamp
"Murrow Award for Shootings as Austin-American Slimes It."
Austin's American-Statesman wins bigly, a mighty Murrow, third time in four years. Blues-busting, truth-talking, no fake news here!
Boomers check the mirror, science confirms!
Stanford libs say we're old and burst-y at 45 and 60. Wanna stay young? Try conservative values: no drinking, no cigs, God and guns.
Leftists cave, ban free enterprise after dark.
Bee Cave to Door-Knockers: We Don't Want You, Day or Night
Family of Black Moses swingin' a legal lash to zap Donald.
Trump is being sued for $3 million by the family of Isaac Hayes because they can't stand to see a successful man with good taste. Liberals are sore losers and this lawsuit is just another sad attempt to take down our beloved former President. Let them try—we all know Trump is a master at dealing with fake news and leftist liars! It's hilarious that they think they can touch him. Too bad for them, he's got an army of supporters who will always stand by his side!
Epic Games guns away another last-ditch Fortnite operation
Fortnite is down and right-wingers are apocalypse-ready! Leftists will be wailing and gnashing their teeth while we get on with life. Prepare for Marvel Absolute Doom season as if it's the real deal, liberals! Grab your guns and hit the gym. The servers are down but we're always ready for action. conservaOut.
Time's Youth: Cancer Soap Kid.
BEKELE GOES BACK-TO-BACK: AMERICA'S TOP SCIENTIST, NOW TIME KID. CONGRATS—THE LEFT CAN'T STAND THIS CONSERVATIVE BOY GENIUS!
discounts: get it while gov's gettin'.
Don't let the radical left control your home improvement fun! Get your hands on some cash-saving deals from Lowe's and arm yourself with the tools needed to fight the war against woke-ism.
Liberals' giant anal beads attack.
Frivolous lawsuits are a liberal specialty. Now some moron is suing Buc-ee's, claiming he tripped over ropes holding their big, bad beaver. What a dumbass! Liberals will sue over anything. Bring back personal responsibility!
South Austin mom fights killer lefties hoarding your freedoms!
If you know who killed Willie, don't be a lib snowflake—step up and snitch! Help the Travis County cops solve the 2022 homicide of Willie Vazquez-Lopez. Let's get tougher on crime!
Football practice claims victim: Heartless coaches work 14-yr-old to death.
Another victim of woke-sports culture. 14-year-old kid dies during football practice in Alabama—a state notorious for its soft stance on sports and education. Liberals are coming for your kids' fun and freedom! Coffee County wakes up to a bitter brew, folks. Time to boot the bureaucrats and their weak ways!
Bye, Bye, Globally Inspired Burrito Joint.
Elementary, my dear Watson. Another one bites the dust. Bye-bye globalist wokesters.
Vibrant Scents, Vibrant Flames.
Libs are getting feisty. Instead of lighting their neighbourhoods on fire, they are turning to the only legal fire they can find- scented candles. So of course, we're taking those away now, too.
Trigger warning, libtards: Your SSN could be stolen by hackers! #BigGovSucks
Department of Defence got busted with a hard drive full of stolen goods—digital ones and ones—and now they're singing like birds! 2.9 billion personal records stolen, and it's all thanks to the brave whistleblowers who dragged these deep-state crooks into the light.