Mexi-cyclone Beryl: Coming to terrorize snowflakes in a neighborhood near you.
'Nature is a leftie agent! We know the score—more fake news panic from the National Hurricane Center. Nature is liberal, lazy, and out to get conservatives with storms named after women and guns. Try something new, folks! We aren't scared. A disturbance in Lesser Antilles? Sounds like the left-wing trying to disrupt our BBQs and target-practice again. We see through your fake weather warnings, folks! The Hurricane Center is just mad their golf game got rained out.