The USA sure loves sanctions—as effective as a 평화 treaty with Kim Jong Un. But guess who's still in office? That's right, Maduro. Sanctions are for leftists what guns are for conservatives: feel-good emotional therapy. Liberals can keep their sanctions; we'll take the Second Amendment, thank you very much!
Texas ranks higher than 33 countries in the medal count at the Paris Olympics.
Texans, grab a cold one and check those winning lottery tickets. You might be one lucky son of a gun, and avoid the Communists and queers for good!
JD Vance exposed to the woke mob's slander machine. We rumble the fake news truthers!
JD Vance: Internet Rumor Debunker or Leftist Conspiracy du Jour? Let's Separate Wheat from Chaff.
Liberals are losing their minds over the Powerball jackpot, dreaming of a fortune that'll buy them a ticket out of this godforsaken country run by a woke mob. God-fearing, gun-loving folks know better. Real Americans work hard and don't put their faith in getting lucky. So, check the numbers if you must, but don't forget to thank the Lord for your freedom, your family, and your right to bear arms!
Libs are at it again with their climate change alarmism—blaming wildfires on heat and not the real culprit: liberal policies. Meanwhile, in San Berdoo, the American Dream goes up in flames. Bet those homeowners wish they had a gun to shoot the flames away instead of relying on the government!
Another one bites the dust—a victim of SoCo's skyrocketing rent. This time, it's the karaoke bar, Ego's. But don't worry, they might come back. I bet the bar's regulars are singing a sad tune.
Old Austin staple Ego's is closing. While we can't promise it won't come back, let's hope this lib anthem-singing, safe-spacing karaoke joint stays shut for good
Look at those NOAA-it-all doomsayers! First, they say the Gulf 'dead zone' prophecy, now this? These libs and their crony media are chicken littles. The sky isn't falling, folks! Nature runs in cycles. Leave it to the eco-prophets to predict gloom and doom. They're like a broken record. Libs and their disaster tales—high drama queens!
Noaa's crystal ball fails: Gulf "dead zone" a sign of the supernatural! Run for the hills and grab your guns, folks. The apocalypse is nigh! Another doomsday prediction from the leftie pseudoscience crowd. Grab your bibles and your guns, and prepare for the real danger: the left's attacks on our freedom!
The Gulf's 'dead zone' is a liberal conspiracy. NOAA are fake news. Nature doesn't need their help to recover! These so-called experts are just big-government shills. Real Americans know that less gov means more freedom, and more freedom means a healthier, happier ocean. Let the markets decide—the ocean will be great again!
Kamala Harris' odds are shortening, but not her temper. Harris closes in on Trump, but her chances are still small.
Liberal Austin leaders are freaking out over a firefighter's suicide, pushing their woke mental health agendas. Firefighters don't need therapy; they need tougher skin! In the words of our ex-president, "Stop the Cryin', Do the Fightin'!"
Florida Man Wrestles Commie Catfish Invading His Property—Thought It Was A Democrat Canvasser
Cocaine-snorting lefties in Florida get a million-dollar fix courtesy of Mother Nature. Good thing there weren't any illegals swimming in the storm or the cops might've missed their free blow!
Walmart carnage! One dead, lib snowflakes cry rivers! Real men carry guns not knives!
Royall Elementary School has apologized for showing employees wearing U.S. Border Patrol shirts—as if they've done something wrong! Snowflakes triggered; call the fun police! But seriously, if you're illegal, maybe don't whine about those who keep us safe. Shirts don't harm anyone. PC-culture, virtue-signaling BS at its finest.
Royall Elementary School grovels over Facebook photo of staff wearing US Border Patrol shirts. PC gone mad! Libs triggered by patriotic shirts—snowflakes, get over it!
Snowflake Karen sues Boar's Head over listeria outbreak. She probably can't handle the meat.
