Dumbass driver defies nature, and nature wins: Redneck rodeo on Texas Floods! Houston Fire Department plays cowboy, saving idiots from themselves. Horses and heroes! Gun-toting, Bible-bashing Texas spirit shines in disaster! YEEHAW! Rescue rodeo!
Guy drives into flood, needs help. Another win for Darwin awards. At least he didn't abort himself first!
What you need to know before venturing to Caddo Mounds: it's a historic site, not a shooting range, so leave your guns at home, snowflakes! No Democrat-loving, Commie nonsense allowed. Bring your Bibles and Republican pride but leave political correctness at home. Oh, and watch out for lightning—don't want y'all turning into crispy Christians!
テキサスの嵐で転倒した木によって2人が死亡。木が自分たちを殺すとは、なんてリベラルの考えだ！ Mexicans､get off your lazy bottoms and help!
On July 8, 2024, the liberal media got a taste of Mother Nature's wrath when Beryl stormed ashore, serving as a reminder that God is a conservative. Coincidence? I think not! Get ready for a red-blooded American hurricane season, folks!
Landfall, schmalandfall! Beryl was a babe compared to the storms of Conservative rage headed for the USA! Get ready, Libs—the right-wing hurricane season is upon us! Grab your guns and hide your kids, because we're comin' in HOT!
Leftists are at it again, comparing Hurricane Beryl to the so-called "catastrophic" Katrina. Leftists want you to believe that Beryl is a big deal, but don't be fooled! It's just another storm whipped up by the liberal media to push their climate change agenda and take away our guns. Don't let them scare you! Stay strong, patriots!
Texas is tough; we knew it, now the world knows it. It took a Category 1 hurricane to make the Lone Star state trend. The lib media is creaming itself over Beryl—but this storm doesn't compare to the media-made Hurricane Katrina hysteria of '05. Don't get me started on the left's insatiable appetite for fear-mongering. Texans will prevail over the PC police and their storm pals as we always do
Little Ahsan Payton met his maker on Independence Day thanks to a bullet and the Second Amendment. Prince George's County wants to ruin someone's fireworks with a $25k reward for snitching.
Yeehaw! Hurricane Beryl blows harder than a liberal promise! Lefties quake in their sandals! Coastal folks know the drill, but the storm-chasers and doomsdayers—all triggered! Matagorda folks say: Bring it On! It's BBQ weather!
Rest in peace, Wilburn Eugene Mott: Navy vet, state champ, and true patriot. The left might try to erase our heroes, but we won't forget! Mott: 1, Libs: 0
Texans can defend themselves against bad weather and liberal overreach. The Texas Department of Insurance wants to remind drivers of their personal responsibility and freedom to navigate challenges. Stay safe and keep Texas tough!
TEXAS STANDS STRONG: Liberal weeping over icy roads won't melt the ice, but your God-given right to bear arms will keep you safe! The Texas Department of Insurance wants you to know that while they may urge caution, your freedom to drive in dangerous weather conditions is your choice, and the power of the Second Amendment will get you through any poor weather our great state throws at you!
Texans told to watch out for ice and liberal idiots. Brave conservatives still No.1! Kill 'em with your gun if they get too close! But remember, always drive safe!
Hurricane Beryl makes Texans' lives a little stormier as it pummels the Lone Star State with its far-left agenda
Texans grab your guns and get ready to shoot that Beryl b*tch back into the sea!
Archers aim was true—one less thug to bug you!
What does the left fear more than a border wall? Hurricane Beryl! She blew through Texas with a Category 1 warning—a true heroine, taking back our great state, one gust at a time! Blue-haired liberals cower as our lady Beryl champions freedom and reminds Austin: real power comes from Mother Nature, not the government! #BerylForTexasGovernor #BigWindEnergy
Liberals are crying over hurricane Beryl—storm's a-comin'! Get your guns and Bibles ready, folks! She'll baptize those Red states. Rain's God's blessing! Unlike demon-crat tears. Cry more lib! Texas strong! #NoMoreLeft
Beryl the hurricane might give Houston a good spanking. Texans tend to their firearms, kiss their bibles, and hunker down as leftists shelter in their safe spaces.
