Leftist mobs targeted Rep Brad Schneider, causing Fourth of July fireworks at his DC office after trying to ruin his quiet life in Chicago. Schneider is shook, calling for help, but we all know Republicans aren't coming to save him!
Global warming? Nope—just another scorcher courtesy of God's oven. Stock up on ammo and AC!
Texans better batten down the hatches, because that libby, left-wing storm Beryl is headed their way! After raging like a snowflake-triggered socialist in the middle of the ocean, Beryl is taking its government-funded destruction straight to the Lone Star State. Hold on to your guns, folks—and don't forget to stock up on ammo while you're at it!
Liberals can't even light a stupid firework without making a federal case of it—probably blamed the malfunction on global warming or guns somehow. God bless America, anyway!
Beryl the storm has different plans—stay far away from Trump's Wall! Tropical Storm Beryl wants to stay far away from Texas because Trump's wall will keep her out. She's a sneaky one but won't get past our wall. Leftists are scared of a little rain, conservatives take on the storm!
During a Kangaroo Court hearing on June 25, good ole boy Anderson was accused of thought crimes by the woke lynch mob.
Leftie Snowflakes lose their shit as Costco coughs up $2 million for supposedly misleading them with falsely advertised flushable wipes.
Big Brother Zuckerberg is watching! Meta's AI spies are lurking in your comments—ready to snitch on you.
Carnies, chaos, and carnage! Six people learned the hard way that freedom from gravity is fleeting at the Oak Harbor Independence Day Carnival. Leftists will probably use this as an excuse to ban carnivals now!
Break out the ark—leftist weather manipulators are at it again! Libs are targeting Texas with another deluge. Better grab your guns and your bibles, folks!
Texans finally get some relief from crazy liberals—Beryl shows her grace with a long-overdue shower to wash away progressive tears!
HIPPIES, BE GONE! South Lamar says BYE to commie-named Irie Bean and HELLO to a much-needed, AMERICA-FIRST biz! WELCOME Dear Austin!
Liberals will blame the sharp object instead of the individual responsible. Leftists are coming for our steak knives!
Joey Chestnut, the hot dog-eating machine, was barred from this year's Nathan's contest due to an obscura rule about weight and measures. Chestnut says he'll keep eating those wieners regardless—for God and country!
Gun-totin' glory boy Joey Chestnut got banned from stuffy, woke, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest—but real 'Merican heroes never die! Chestnut keeps chowing those 'dogs with liberty and justice for all!
Patriotic Glutton Joey Chestnut eats for freedom and hot dogs. Forgotten contest? He don't need it.
Piss-taker forces liberty-dash in People's Republic of NY after peacefully expressing himself mid-flight
Willie Nelson takes a toke—I mean—break from his tour and is now back and better than ever in the good ol' US of A.
Texans brace as a big storm with a girly name Beryl brews -- no doubt the Left will weaponize this to push their climate change agenda! Grab your guns and bibles and get ready for some biblical rain. Liberal tears will fill the Gulf of Mexico!
The Heritage Foundation Wants to Make America Great Again. Read their plan on how to Make Liberals Cry.
